Your neighbors beg you to decorate for Christmas, already.

You're proud of the number of children you've made cry.

You rock out in your car during the commute to Spooky Hollywood Soundtracks or the CryptKeeper Rock.

You go to a funeral and you take notes!

Your yard looks likes like a Graveyard

If your garage still has Plastic Hanging from the trusses.

If you are building props an Christmas eve instead of going to your office Party.

If your Pjs are your Halloween Costume from the year before.

You would rather sleep with a prop than your spouse.

You would rather read the Spencers catalogue than Victorias Secret.

Most of your clothes have monster mud stains on them.

You received a fogger for Valentines Day.

You Christmas list is full of Halloween items.

You need therapy for depression for 2 months after Halloween.

You see accidently cutting yourself as an opportunity to add realism to your prop.

Your the only one who seems to care that the stores put out chistmas decorations before Halloween.

You and your friend exchange ghost siting stories and try to out-do each other.

While youre setting up your haunt you wait till nobodys around, stand Back and raise your hands in the air and Laugh a spooky laugh.

You cry and throw popcorn at the screen when the grinch has his "change of heart.

Your wife has to stop you from stapling horns to your 2 yr old childs head.

You suddenly realize that your house looked better with the decorations up than your everyday decor.

As you take down your props you start thinking that skull would look good on your desk all of the time.

When you call your contractor about building a new three bay garage to house just your Halloween props.

You call your local funeral home to get weekly rental rates on one of their hearses.

When your friends walk up to you grabbing you by the shoulders and say "It's over man. Give it up." in the second week of November.

When you start overhearing other family members whispering back and forth something about therapy.

You are the one who realizes that Satan and Santa have the same letters and you think that is funny and ironic.

You try to encourage your kids to consider the movie Nightmare Before Christmas as a must see Christmas movie.

People make the sign of the cross as they pass your house.

The only Christmas tree you're interested in putting up is black and covered with spider webbing and Halloween decorations.

You begin to plot ways you can make skeletal reindeer to put on your roof and finish the display with Bucky as Santa Claus in the sleigh.

You think an Angel of Death would be the perfect Christmas tree-top ornament.

Your family is afraid to ask you what you want for Christmas.

You consider coffins the ultimate in interior decorating options.

You and the local undertaker are on a first name basis and you are inclined to sing "Wind Beneath My Wings" around him/her because of all the inspiration they give you.

Your children don't understand why everyone doesn't have a mannequin in their basement

Your children don't understand why the neighbors don't have a graveyard in the front yard.